Monday Must-Reads

Some business stories to read to keep you out of the heat:

• OK. Advertisers have officially lost their minds. Check out this new frontier for advertising, brought to you by CBS: Your eggs. (New York Times.)
• Slower economic growth usually isn't something to celebrate -- but when it leads to lower gas prices, it might be. Check out this story from Reuters via the Boston Globe.
• There are a frightening number of cars on the roads in the United States. Ever wonder what happens when they stop working? This Alabama company has an answer. (The Birmingham News.)
• The Exxon Valdez oil spill was almost 20 years ago, yet a lawsuit regarding the event just doesn't seem to end. Plaintiffs are still waiting to collect. (Anchorage Daily News.)
• Even the residents of Hawaii are poking their noses into the prospects for biofuels. According to one analyst, Hawaii could become the "Saudi Arabia of the Pacific." (Honolulu Star Bulletin.)
• How much makeup do you have to sell to earn $1 million in commissions? A Dallas woman today has the answer. (Dallas Morning News.)